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11/07/2004 Entry: "Lymon."

It was called "Lymon," or perhaps "Limon," depending on who you were talking to. Coca Cola's Sprite brand was said to include this mysterious ingredient, in fact the only soft drink who could boast that claim. Represented in the commercials as a half lime, half lemon mutant fruit from the sacred isle of forbiddance, I spent my childhood under the very false notion that Lymon was indeed a real fruit. Rare, yes, but perfectly real. Every time I was forced to go to the supermarket on a tagalong, I'd excavate the produce section, carefully hunting for the elusive Lymon which was certainly hiding beyond some tripled bunches of celery. Sprite was not my drink of choice, but I was sure that pure, concentrated Lymon could be juiced into a citrus porridge so right even the bears wouldn't blame you for drinking it.

I've since smartenered up. I know Lymon cannot possibly be orchestrated, not even by Wisconsin native John Trinsino, who in 1957 invented the cranberry. This doesn't mean Lymon isn't the greatest idea in the history of progressive thought, and should anyone out there be able to dish the magic seeds that'll lead me to the magic sourbulb, I will make you breakfast and play the harp while you eat it. I've tried cutting lemons and limes in half and mashing 'em together, but it's not the same. Lymon, you're everything but love.

REPLIES: 68 comments


Wow... I completely don't remember those at all. It must've been a little before my time, as I'm sure I would have done the same thing as a kid had I seen the ads, heh.

Chestnuts roasted by youjik33 @ 11/07/2004 12:27 AM EST


Ah! the elusive lymon. If only I could find one of them to go with my cuervo.

Chestnuts roasted by gimpy421 @ 11/07/2004 01:02 AM EST


Ly-mon. Gawd, I'm gonna dedicate my life to creating these.

Chestnuts roasted by Trout Spanker @ 11/07/2004 01:04 AM EST


Y'know what I miss? Cherry 7-up commercials. Very pink, very 80's. Still have the stupid song stuck in my head, and it makes me feel tragic every time I think about it. Not sure why.

Chestnuts roasted by johnseeking @ 11/07/2004 01:05 AM EST


Ooh...that's quinisenntial 80's. To me, that decade was an acidic blur of jems and an irritating rash.

Chestnuts roasted by Kass @ 11/07/2004 01:10 AM EST


Lymon, it reminds me of tomacco from simpsons. Which someone actually genetically made by the way.

Chestnuts roasted by Scuba @ 11/07/2004 01:29 AM EST


I used to believe that everything I saw in commercials, including the exsistance of the Lymon. Those drug PSAs really screwed me up.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 11/07/2004 02:21 AM EST


I believed a lot of stuff I saw on TV back then. I thought Mypos was a real country.

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 11/07/2004 02:25 AM EST


Yummy.

Chestnuts roasted by Mara @ 11/07/2004 02:53 AM EST


Lymon just looks... refreshing. On a totally unrelated note, props for re-posting the Peanuts inspired Thanksgiving meal post. The original cartoon still boggles my mind, as they dinner they create borders on absurd... and your article articulates that in a way nobody else has, or will probably ever. Viva la colored cheese puffs!

Chestnuts roasted by Brian Hammons @ 11/07/2004 03:12 AM EST


Matt,

Are the Thanksgiving articles supposed to open up in that little small window? They are readable that way, but it just doesn't seem right. I can open the link in a new window and it looks fine, but otherwise it opens where the articles are listed.

I like Lymon. But the word reminds me of Lysol. Bad connotation for a soda.

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 11/07/2004 03:20 AM EST


MMMmmmM.. Lymon big grin

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 11/07/2004 03:34 AM EST


I always dreamed of finding a product that combined Lymon AND Retsyn, the magical mystery ingredient of Certs. Unfortunately, I later found out that Retsyn is real, and all it does is make those sparklies in the breath mint. That did not stop my dream, and I hope Matt continues to pursue his.

Chestnuts roasted by SoulReaper @ 11/07/2004 03:59 AM EST


Oh, real nice, Matt. Just put Thanksgiving '04 on there and everything's OK, right? Wrong. By the way, I'm plastered right now, so I'm laughin' my ass off. I hope I don't wake up the other guys in the dorm. Good thing my roomie ain't here. Now I'll read thne article.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 11/07/2004 07:33 AM EST


I live in a town called Limon. lol Limon Colorado. We must have invented it. My logic is so full of holes : (

Chestnuts roasted by Steven Marcell @ 11/07/2004 07:35 AM EST


Steven Marcell-"Limon" is Spanish for "Lemon."

Anyway, I think I remember thinking that Lymon was a real fruit during my childhood tooo. Not sure, I'm a little too hammered.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 11/07/2004 07:38 AM EST


This article reminds of a song that has been unfortunately stuck in my head for the last, oh, 12? years. Yes, its the Kriss Kross sprite commercial song. Wish someone could find an audio version, so maybe i could put a ghost to rest. Did a bit of research, and here are some lyrics I found:

A yo Kris
What up love?
What's that in your hand?
It's the S to the P-R-I-T-E can
Understand the flow, Kris
Dig the crazy crazy mix
Of unexpectedness that you can never miss
So what's your name?
Daddy M-A-C
And what's your drink?
S-P-R-I-T-E
Why?
Cause it's the life-saver
When you need thirst quencher
Like a kiss with a lymon twist
And you know that's (something)
So drink up, drink up is what you gotta do
Why?
Cause I like the Sprite in you

Chestnuts roasted by maladjusted @ 11/07/2004 09:18 AM EST


If it's half lime, half lemon, why is it a Lymon and not a Limon?

Chestnuts roasted by DodGrile @ 11/07/2004 10:31 AM EST


Because as a child I didn't know how to spell "lime." Y sounded cooler.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 11/07/2004 10:35 AM EST


Hey wasn't Lymon Odie's original owner in the early Garfield strips?

Chestnuts roasted by Luap @ 11/07/2004 12:09 PM EST


ah, limon. that takes me way back. also, the picture of that can takes me back, too... back when everything was so squarish and all the drinks had normal, smaller mouths as opposed to the big mouth that they all have now...

Chestnuts roasted by big jerm @ 11/07/2004 01:46 PM EST


God bless technology and the big mouth cans...where would I be if I couldn't get more soda in my mouth at a faster rate?

Chestnuts roasted by Hammer @ 11/07/2004 04:00 PM EST


I was sorting through my library of "taped off the air" GI Joe episodes the other day and ran into a Moxie commercial.

Honestly...a Moxie commercial. Shown during GI Joe. At 7a.m. The very concept makes my brain hurt.

Chestnuts roasted by Toxic Oreo @ 11/07/2004 04:01 PM EST


Isn't it coooool, in Pink?
Isn't it coooool to think
what the others miss when it comes to this, Cherry 7up

sorry for the gratuitous oooo's but since i am using them let me just say COOOOOOOOOOORs CUTTER!
(anyone remember that? w/ the non-alcoholic (or light) beer can sliding down the bar....bet that tasted like piss!) Happy November!

Chestnuts roasted by Cherry 7-up Goes Well With Vodka @ 11/07/2004 04:14 PM EST


Well reading some of the postings on here. I am glad I wasn't the only one who went looking for the Lymon in grocery stores. I don't know for how long I'd look through the lemons to find a half lemon half lime....but the day will come...then they will have to pry it FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!

All kidding aside, Matt I am looking forward to any and all new articles...thanksgiving or not! I am also looking forward to seeing my first Playmobil advent calender (found out about this site Jan-Feb 2004)

Chestnuts roasted by Jabo @ 11/07/2004 04:15 PM EST


Wow... you know it's old when the can sports the less-than-sleek design... notice it's not tapered near the top or bottom. Wonder if it also has a pull tab? Mmm... Tab.

And I prefer the "lymon" spelling... too close to literal lemon when spelled "limon" (Gracias, Nate.) Plus, it also suggests lemon mixed with lye. That's a fun combination... Lyemon.

Been a while since I've posted... I blame work.

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 11/07/2004 05:00 PM EST


Wasn't Lyman Jon Arbuckle's gay roomate in the early Garfield comics? I was always suspicious of Jon and Lyman's relationship....

Speaking of Sprite, they hired soe great talent to promote it in the past. I mean I wonder how many people faught over the right to have Kid n' Play in their commercials. And who could forget Kriss Kross?

"What's your name?"

"Daddy M-A.C.!!"

"And whatcha drink?"

"S-P-R-I-T-E!"

I can't remember the othr lyrics but I know he rapped them too fast for me to care. If they only got Anther Bad Creation or maybe the Boyz to promote it they might've started a revolution...

-Kevin

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 11/07/2004 05:01 PM EST


Ahhh, Lymon. Still brings in a Pavlovian response (even though I never liked SPRITE).
This may be the first time ever where I am excitied to see Christmas stuff out early. I usually want more of a crescendo, but this year, it seems approriate....somehow.

Chestnuts roasted by manimal789 @ 11/07/2004 05:52 PM EST


While working in the restraunt I have come across lemons that were half yellow and half green. Are they Lymons or just really disgusting lemons? oh and Matt, I love the thanksgiving backdrop.

Chestnuts roasted by Gimpy421 @ 11/07/2004 06:19 PM EST


I'm still surprised that we sell Moxie where I work, and now there's an ad?

Chestnuts roasted by ShadowWing the Technorganic Autobot @ 11/07/2004 07:20 PM EST


Moxie's only available in limited areas around New England, but every year there's a festival in Maine where they have a parade and sell memorabilia and share funky Moxie recipes (thank you Food Network). I've never tried it, and it sounds horrible, but the fact that it has such a following after all these years is fascinating.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 11/07/2004 07:56 PM EST


Awww, how could you forget the commercial featuring Earnest P. Whorrel (sp?) and Verne? Verne appears to be taking a bath, when Earnest appears from behind the shower curtain holding a Sprite. "Hey, Verne! It's Ly-mon! Oh, and Verne...I like your little duck!"

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragon @ 11/07/2004 08:04 PM EST


glad to have you back, matt! keep up the good work!

Chestnuts roasted by daisy @ 11/07/2004 08:38 PM EST


Luap & phunqsauce - You both beat me to it. Yes, Lyman was Jon's old roommate in the earlier Garfield comic strips. And yes, he was Odie's original owner. Then for wheatever reason, he just disapeared. I read an interview with Jim Davis a while ago where he said he's constantly being asked what happened to Lyman. His answer: "Just don't look in Jon's basement."

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 11/07/2004 08:47 PM EST


Wow, maybe I shoulda looked at the earlier posts before i posted. Not only did someone supply the ENTIRE Kriss Kross lyrics but also mentioned that moutached bastard Lyman from Garfield. God, Garfield looked hideous back in the late 70's and Odie looked disturbing too. On the other hand I think Garfield's original design was better suited for his personality and GOD was he ALOT fatter then. Odie looked like some kinda alien. Shit everyone looked like fuckin aliens!! I never understood why Jon's nose was never fully drawn but his upper lip was the size of Montana. I know, Iknow it just a comic strip....
In more unrelated news I watched most of the first season of MacGyver today. I must admit the first season is pretty good and is highly recomended.

I also have spent alot of time with the website www.jumptheshark.com where people discuss when their favorite shows started to go downhill. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!! its hilarious!!!

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 11/07/2004 10:27 PM EST


Lymon or not, I think that 7-Up, Sprite & Sierra Mist taste exactly the same...

ever drink Sprite Remix or 7-Up Plus? weird stuff, but they taste great...

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 11/07/2004 10:57 PM EST


I.N. -- I've tried Tropical Sprite Remix. I didn't like it much. Though I haven't had it in years, the comments way up above reminded me of my long ago love of Cherry 7-UP. Felt so high class on the rocks.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 11/07/2004 11:01 PM EST


So the cranberry was made form what two parts some may ask?

Why it's the Generic Berry and the Crayon that make this crazy food.

Chestnuts roasted by Looscannon @ 11/07/2004 11:02 PM EST


Where can I find a woman like that?

Chestnuts roasted by Jessie's Girl @ 11/07/2004 11:08 PM EST


I was sort of fond of the 7Up commercials with the obnoxious little red dot people. I've got some on tape (offered 'em to Matt along with some Christmas specials, so maybe they'll show up some day).

Chestnuts roasted by Shelby @ 11/07/2004 11:08 PM EST


THe 7-UP Spot dudes can be found buried in last year's Advent Calendar, with commercial download.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 11/07/2004 11:11 PM EST


that new "Berry Clear" Sprite sucked too

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 11/07/2004 11:16 PM EST


oh yeah, what's "holiday spice" pepsi all about?

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 11/07/2004 11:17 PM EST


Holiday spice pepsi? What's that?

And in regards to the Sprite Remix, I don't really like it, but for some reason keep drinking it because THIS time the taste is going to change.

Chestnuts roasted by Trout Spanker @ 11/07/2004 11:50 PM EST


pepsi with cinnamon and ginger??
ewwwwwwwww......

http://www.bevnet.com/news/2004/11-04-2004-pepsi_cola_holiday_spice.asp

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 11/08/2004 12:51 AM EST


Behold, "Garfield's Scary Scavenger Hunt," a flash game on the Garfield website. It's an amusing and engrossing game along the lines of Nightshade for the NES.

http://www.garfield.com/fungames/scavengerhunt/scavengerhunt.html

Why do I mention it here? Because it is the PROOF that Lyman is in fact chained up in the basement!

Chestnuts roasted by G'Tron @ 11/08/2004 01:51 AM EST


Wow, I'm not the least bit surprised that Lyman screams like a woman when you pull the shower curtain in that game...it was a fun game though.

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 11/08/2004 03:37 AM EST


Hey Matt, will you accept a tape that is only from 1998? I know that's pretty recent but when i was watching a south park marathon i taped the other day I saw some commercials I wish I hadn't seen again...and some i just forgot about totally. Like the commercials with Jason Mewes talking about nike shoes for Champ's Sports sporting goods store. And of course for the "new" AOL version 4.0...."And now with 56k you can surf EVEN FASTER!!!!!"

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 11/08/2004 03:47 AM EST


It just looks like a lemon half painted green with that acrylic paint that most of us used in elementary school art classes.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 11/08/2004 09:30 AM EST


Two things:

1) What is Moxie? I'm from the south and have never heard of it. I'm willing to trade information on The Piggly Wiggly for this. smile

2) Anybody remember 7-up Gold? It was around in the late 80's.

Chestnuts roasted by katiegirl @ 11/08/2004 11:49 AM EST


Don't look at me, I'm still on the search for the elusive "UnCola Nut." Lady trajeal probably knows what I am talking about.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 11/08/2004 12:02 PM EST


katiegirl:
http://www.xensei.com/users/iraseski/WhatIs.html
http://www.dictionary.reference.com/search?q=moxie&db=*

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 11/08/2004 12:12 PM EST


http://www.dictionary.reference.com/search?q=moxie&db=*
mox·ie n. Slang
The ability to face difficulty with spirit and courage.
Aggressive energy; initiative: “His prose has moxie, though it rushes and stumbles from a pent-up surge” (Patricia Hampl).
Skill; know-how.

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 11/08/2004 12:17 PM EST


Sometimes you feel like an UnCola Nut
Sometimes you don't...

(James Earl Jones wannabe voice) Ah, ha ha ha ha!(/JEJwv)

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 11/08/2004 12:54 PM EST


Matt, congrats on your Halloween countdown. I've been away for a couple of weeks, and I just got the last of it in one big gulp.

Now, I imagine you are ready to tackle Christmas stuff, and I have this TMNT tape all packed for you.

Let me know where you want it at ysabellep@hotmail.com

Chestnuts roasted by Yzziefrog @ 11/08/2004 01:33 PM EST


I'm from Maine. In Maine we have Moxie. Moxie is a foul, bitter soda probably made from and unholy mix of non-alcaholic beer and that stuff used to make root beer/cream soda.
Only burly males, jocks and beer drinkers seem to become accustom to the taste.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 11/08/2004 01:37 PM EST


*an unholy mix.
Sorry about that.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 11/08/2004 01:38 PM EST


Actually, I like Moxie. It's an aquired taste, like a Barq's w/ about 5 times the bite. Last time I checked, I wasn't a burly male, jock and/or beer drinker. But, it's the exception that proves the rule, right? wink

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 11/08/2004 01:41 PM EST


Matt, you're being spammed in your old c3po blog, also seems to be active with posts of late too
wow

Chestnuts roasted by RetroGnome @ 11/08/2004 02:35 PM EST


I can't say I remember these ads for Sprite. I do remember the ones though for another lemon-lime soda called Slice. These guys in tights kept jumping and doing flips through water falling from above. What the hell this had to do with soda is anyone's guess.

Sprite is good stuff anyway. I prefer lemon lime soda over cola anyday.

Chestnuts roasted by Bert Raccoon @ 11/08/2004 07:03 PM EST


Well King I believe that would be from Like Cola, the first caffine free cola. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't Coke.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 11/08/2004 08:22 PM EST


NO! cranberries were NOT invented in 1957 by some dude in wisconsin. they were used by my people here in this country you white jerks took from us as early as the 1500's, in fact, you white assholes made cranberry sauce ( k thnx for the contribution, cracker) out of them in the 1600's.
if you want to talk about invented foods, lets talk about broccoli. the same family that produces 007 also invented that hated veggie. just so ya know ( cause its half the battle, duh)

Chestnuts roasted by insidertraders @ 11/08/2004 08:34 PM EST


Once, I won a pair of Mototrola FRS radios from Surge. Still have them. Very handy for use at state fairs, amusement parks, and confusing pets. I miss Surge.

Chestnuts roasted by kignklash @ 11/09/2004 02:35 PM EST


Dude, insidertraders, what's with the hostility?

But back on the lymony sodas, I always really liked Slice. Also, Sundrop, which was like the bastard child of Mountain Dew and Slice....Good stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by katiegirl @ 11/09/2004 04:10 PM EST


I'm a Native American, and I approve of Broccoli. Steamed, with cheese. MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm....

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 11/09/2004 05:22 PM EST


Yo. Pepsi Holiday Spice is one of my favorite colas ever. And I fucking love cola.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill Cosby's Sweater @ 11/09/2004 09:37 PM EST


There are "Lima-limon" fruit (common in mexico), or lime-lemon (like a gatorade flavor), is not half lime/half lemon like the "lymon", but a unique fruit that taste like lime with lemon.
I think is a hibrid or maybe we just call that way but is another class of lime, i've search about this issue and i found that there are 3 kinds of lime, and many names for it:
http://www.foodsubs.com/Fruitcit.html

Citrus are cool!!

Chestnuts roasted by Hexclecticomicrón @ 11/12/2004 05:38 AM EST


what's this about "inventing the cranberry"??

Chestnuts roasted by kim @ 11/19/2004 07:59 PM EST