REPLIES: 38 comments
Amazing.
It looks like it's covered in fake snow... Suspicious.
Chestnuts roasted by Kate @ 11/29/2004 08:15 PM EST
It's rich with moldy goodness. Make some Holiday penicilin.
Chestnuts roasted by Paul @ 11/29/2004 08:16 PM EST
OMG. THATS AWESOME. sell it on ebay. SELL IT! or build a shrine.
Chestnuts roasted by Majin @ 11/29/2004 08:22 PM EST
speaking of mutant things...
i meant to ask you earlier on AIM, would it be possible for you to rip the TMNT pizza hut commercial of "right field"? i can't seem to find it anywhere and i KNOW that i wouldn't be the only one who'd appreciate it...
Chestnuts roasted by steve-0 @ 11/29/2004 08:22 PM EST
hey matt i tried to im you and you signed off
Chestnuts roasted by AIM'er @ 11/29/2004 08:28 PM EST
You can make some homemade Sprite just by squeezing that baby. Nothing like your very own glass of fresh Sprite straight from the lymon.
Chestnuts roasted by Bill Cosby's Sweater @ 11/29/2004 08:38 PM EST
i worship that sweater
Chestnuts roasted by Cosbyology 101 @ 11/29/2004 08:52 PM EST
It's.. growing long hair!
Chestnuts roasted by Sacks @ 11/29/2004 08:57 PM EST
I think you should eat it... or at least try it. You might gain magical powers Like penn and teller or you might die. But you will never know unless you give it a whirl!
Chestnuts roasted by BettieBoo @ 11/29/2004 09:04 PM EST
..........
I just eliminated its ugly, twisted, mutant banana cousin from my kitchenette. I'm afraid to breathe in my kitchenette lest a cloud of fruit flies enter my body via my mouth, and eat me from the inside out.
Chestnuts roasted by jjgoreha @ 11/29/2004 09:07 PM EST
Thats... fricken awesome!
Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 11/29/2004 09:28 PM EST
That is fucking disgusting. Pardon my french, but it really is. And yet it manages to mimic the Sprite look so perfectly...it's eerie.
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 11/29/2004 09:34 PM EST
Hmmmm, well I think I feel a cold coming on, so mind if I use some of that to shoot up? Penicillin works wonders...
Chestnuts roasted by Jillybeann @ 11/29/2004 09:49 PM EST
And furthermore, that reminds me of the time my freshman year of college when I went home for Christmas break and came back to find that my jar of nacho cheese dip had grown a beard. Ho, Ho, Ho!
Chestnuts roasted by Jillybeann @ 11/29/2004 09:52 PM EST
that's gross... what's with the big hair wrapped around it?
Chestnuts roasted by big jerm @ 11/29/2004 10:13 PM EST
Wow, that thing is amazing. It almost looks frosted, or airbrushed. It's so perfectly lymony that it frightens me. Maybe Wil Wheaton would be interested in it. He could use it during the filming of The Curse XIV. It looks like something that could be hiding an alien virus.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 11/29/2004 10:33 PM EST
I think I see the face of the Virgin Mary in the mold there.
Chestnuts roasted by Zorbs @ 11/29/2004 10:58 PM EST
Holy crap!
That's a lot of mold!
Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 11/29/2004 11:23 PM EST
Klasky Csupo cartoon contest:
http://www.cooltoons.com/lab/index.html
Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 11/30/2004 12:48 AM EST
That is awful....just awful. In a good way. Makes me wonder about what's in the back of MY fridge....
Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 11/30/2004 01:29 AM EST
Would it be too much to ask to see a video of this thing blown up?
Chestnuts roasted by Tenacious Tate @ 11/30/2004 10:20 AM EST
Dare you to lick it!
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 11/30/2004 11:35 AM EST
Let me know if it tastes like Sprite.
Chestnuts roasted by Ian @ 11/30/2004 11:45 AM EST
I didn't even know lemons could change colors, even rotten ones. There's a patch of brown underneath that looks like the skin of a kiwi.
You know, making moldy fruits and other foods would make the perfect XE article. Turn it into a science experiment. Of course, Chia pets aren't exactly your favorite things, so I doubt you would have the patience for this Matt.
Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 11/30/2004 12:55 PM EST
Hey, making moldy things grow and taking pictures of the ensuing mess sounds right up your alley, Matt. Want to see some cool looking stuff? Rub an orange slice around in some dirt, stick it in the top of a butter conatiner w/ a little water and then stick it in a warm, dark place for a week. You think your lymon has hair?
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 11/30/2004 02:30 PM EST
That's so awesome. I bet you can write with it, like sidewalk chalk.
Chestnuts roasted by Big J @ 11/30/2004 07:21 PM EST
You may have cracked the Lymon conundrum wide open...
Chestnuts roasted by manimal789 @ 11/30/2004 09:23 PM EST
Jeez. First Nathan Bitner, and then Ecto Cooler, and now the lymon. What other of the universe's mysteries will Matt unlock?
Matt-Do you have divinely endowed supernatural gifts or something?
Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 12/01/2004 12:10 AM EST
Nice link, ME, and I'd love to have my own cartoon show, but Klasky-Csupo? I won't let THEM have it...eech.
Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 12/01/2004 02:27 AM EST
As long as it doesn't involve people, you're cool, Mars.
Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 12/01/2004 04:22 PM EST
Fucking nasty.
Chestnuts roasted by Tom no like @ 12/01/2004 05:30 PM EST
Soon that Lymon will be writing articles for you.
Chestnuts roasted by Aconite @ 12/02/2004 11:24 AM EST
Slice it open to see what it looks like inside!
Chestnuts roasted by MrDru @ 12/02/2004 12:47 PM EST
She's baaaaack!
"Matt" and "rancid comestibles" go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
Chestnuts roasted by Freezair @ 12/04/2004 12:35 AM EST
Matt nice Lymon if you want i could give you a real lymon not to insult your molded one but i can give you a kit to make your on it includes one half lemon and one half lime and model glue! anyway could you try to sign on to AIM more often I would like to talk to you
Chestnuts roasted by AIM'er @ 12/05/2004 11:21 AM EST
I bring you...
STINKYMEAT! http://www.stinkymeat.net/
Chestnuts roasted by marril159 @ 12/05/2004 08:16 PM EST
Uh... is the thing sprouting HAIR?
Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 12/06/2004 04:19 PM EST
Oh..My...Ozzy...The hair is so gross, lol, it's just..there...
Chestnuts roasted by Angie @ 12/06/2004 05:08 PM EST
