Went to lunch with a friend today, and when I step outside, THERE HE WAS. None other than Matthew Lesko himself -- the original Riddler -- assaulting light-stopped cars with a cameraman in tow, evidently filming footage for a new infomercial. He looks way older than I remember, but THERE HE WAS, question mark suit and all. Don't know who I'm talking about? Yes you do. Click here. See?
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Strawberry Lemonade = liquid heaven.
Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 06/17/2005 12:05 AM EST
Matthew Lesko is one crazy mofo....I love how he chases after those government officials in his commercials in sped up motion threatening to beat the shit out of them with his book on raping the government of money. Gotta love it!
Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 06/17/2005 12:07 AM EST
The new cereal set is solid, too. Speaking of, if I had a dime for every time I heard: "Make your bedroom an adventurous solar system" I'd be totally rich.
Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 06/17/2005 12:09 AM EST
Hey Matt,
What is your take on New York going all out for the Olympics? I mean with the Yankees, Mets, and the two Jersey football teams all looking to build stadiums, it seems New York could get very crowded.
Also, would you be concerned about bad guys coming? I know in 2004 when I was a Resident Assistant at the University of Houston, I was alittle jumpy.
I mean, we had Super Bowl XXXVIII in February and Major League All-Star Game in July, but those two probably would pale to compare what it would be like to have the entire world in your backyard.
Penny for your thoughts.
Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz
Chestnuts roasted by EMajorwitz @ 06/17/2005 12:25 AM EST
Oh man, that guy is crazy! I think they lampoon him on the radio in GTA SanAndreas. He is a guy who did commercials for a book that tells you how to get FREE stuff from the govt. FOR FREE! THERES THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR FREE!!! He was crazy. Matt loves the infomercials. Its like seeing Bernie and Phil, or that one guy in the big cowboy hat telling you to come down to Big Als car lot where the sales are CRAZY, and so is Big AL!!
Chestnuts roasted by Scott @ 06/17/2005 12:27 AM EST
Oh man!!!! I can't believe i finally found this video on the net!!!! I always wanted to share this guy with you for a while. The link takes you to a commercial for a store called Norton Furniture which features Marc the owner doing his same sales pitch that he does every commecrial (he changed the ending a couple of times and each time makes you scratch your head.) And yes he has those statues in the background in his store. http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=norton-web
Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 06/17/2005 12:49 AM EST
I thought you were gonna start carrying your camera Matt. How many weird sightings does it have to take?
Chestnuts roasted by Buddah Stalin @ 06/17/2005 01:15 AM EST
While not a fan of Pound Puppies, I have had my share of toys targeted towards the female demographic.
Was the name of those transforming pieces of plastic jewelry, Secret Charms? Had a bunch of those. Never been very much concerned with masculinity.
I'd so decorate my room with star stickers. I'm a hearts and stars kinda guy.
hehe, I'm into John Cusack movies, The Ataris, The Matrix, and long walks on the beach. You do not want to talk to me, do not call any extension. =)
Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 06/17/2005 01:21 AM EST
Speaking of the Smurfs, UPN here in NY recently began rerunning old episode. The one episode I caught which made me realize this was on tuesday.
It was the first one with Smurfette. Yep, created by Gargamel and everything. Had a bigger nose and short, black hair. There's one scene where she's crying next to Papa Murf about how she wants to be a real smurf and she doesn;t want to be evil anymore. Papa Smurf says what might be the greatest line in the show's history:
"There, there, I know that Gargamel sent you here to smurf us."
Also, the scene where Papa Smurf shows the new, improved Smurfette to the other smurfs is on one of the I Love The 80's episodes.
Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 06/17/2005 01:24 AM EST
Wait, they went from short, black hair to long, blonde hair?
Why is long blonde hair like the socially acceptable thing? And apprently represents "good" in this case.
I mean I know its just a cartoon, but what are we teaching our children.
Short Dark haired women are more beautiful (and good =) than long hair blondes. I mean they're a dime a dozen.
Yes, I know I'm an idiot speaking from personal preference, but please lets remember short, dark haired women are not evil. Quite the opposite in my experience.
Please, proceed with the discussion, as if I never posted.
Chestnuts roasted by Hair Commentator @ 06/17/2005 01:33 AM EST
I have those glow in the dark stars on my ceiling right now,partly because I had them as a kid,partly because of "Plastic Stars" by Freezepop.
Chestnuts roasted by Kid Nicky @ 06/17/2005 01:46 AM EST
I've got an old edition of one of Matthew Lesko's books. Half of it's odd anecdotes and advice but the parts about programs seem legit. No way of telling how current any of it is though. Could you tell what he was pestering the people in the cars for?
I cannot ever resist strawberry and lemonade together. I think Claim Jumper has the best.
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 06/17/2005 02:02 AM EST
Matt: I think you put the wrong pic under the Olypics 84 sticker. It looks like the Willow coin trick but it could be me.
Also, are you drinking all the Kool-Aid you are making? That's ALOT of flavored sugar to drink.
Have you ever done a review of the Claymation Christmas special? Freaky but it has the best rendition of Rudolph ever.
Has anyone tried using those old "No expiration date" coupons even though they're years old?
I had a Pound Puppy too named Butterscotch because that was his color. I also had a kitten the same way but don't remember it that well.
Another "girly" toy I had, an easy bake oven. Loved baking mini-desserts. I still like to cook to this day although I rarely do.
Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 06/17/2005 02:14 AM EST
I liked Dinoriders when I was young, but I wouldn't say it was a favorite or anything. I just happened to notice that there is a Dinoriders.com- apparently the franchise is now owned by... some dude. Named Ted. And he's made his own Dinorider dvds (dvd+rs), and his own (pc) video game based on the franchise. This is one of the saddest things I've ever seen happen to something from that era... are there other old toylines now owned by some random person, trying to sell crap? Can I buy the Centurians?
Chestnuts roasted by Mikey The Dinorider Fan? @ 06/17/2005 02:32 AM EST
Keep on smurfin'? So ambiguous!
Chestnuts roasted by Mad Cow @ 06/17/2005 04:41 AM EST
You saw Matthew Lesko in person?
Wow... just "wow". The bastard is crazy, you're lucky to be alive.
I would have loved to be wincing through a new Lesko infomercial and see Matt standing there on the side of the road, staring with mouth agape 
Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 06/17/2005 06:55 AM EST
Loving the A Christmas Story references lately.
I remember having some bicycle vanity plate as a kid, but I think it was a personalized one with my name instead of smurfs. And I actually mounted it to my bike, along with a one of those push lever bells. Wow, I was a dork. Guess I still am. Wish I still had that BMX.
Chestnuts roasted by Jimbalaya @ 06/17/2005 08:07 AM EST
I'm a little freaked out because I too owned that Pound Puppy - the little dark brown one with short ears - and it's name was Cocoa. Spooky... I also had one other one that was white with dark brown (possibly black?) spots. That was Chocolate Chip, who actually has a cozy spot in my guest room right now (not as a guest, in case you're thinking I'm just that weird.)
Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 06/17/2005 09:10 AM EST
...sent you here to smurf us.
HAHAHA! Thanks Invader Norbert. You just made my morning.
Chestnuts roasted by jhnnywalkr @ 06/17/2005 09:11 AM EST
That Lesko dude is crazy....but his infomercials almost made me wish I was from the States since he made me feel as though I really COULD get tons of $$$$ from the government-for FREE!
Man, my brother had a Pound Puppy and I was always jealous- he still has it- it has holes and his ear is half off.
Great! Now I have the Pound Puppies theme song in my head ("We're Pound Puppies- Cooler and the crew..."
and I miss the Smurfs!
Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 06/17/2005 09:37 AM EST
Oh yeah, and I am a chick with short brown hair, and I MUST be cool (and not evil) if I love so many wholesome things....like Smurfs and Pound Puppies and Strawberry Shortcake.
Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 06/17/2005 09:40 AM EST
Pound Purries? Don't remember that.
Chestnuts roasted by Dohopoki @ 06/17/2005 10:25 AM EST
I have a yellow Smurf License Plate... it spent years mounted to my purple huffy banana seat bike. Which was also decked out with the garfield reflectors, a Super Friends wind-sock and neon spoke covers.
Chestnuts roasted by Carri @ 06/17/2005 10:28 AM EST
What's with the Nut 'n' Honey coupons? I vividly remember those commercials -- they used the same trite gag over and over again.
Wife: "what are you eating?"
Husband: Nut'n'Honey (supposed to sound like Nothin', honey.)
Wife: Smiles if flattered by being called honey
Secretary: "what are you eating?"
Boss: Nut'n'Honey
Secretary: Look of shock as if being openly sexually harassed
Boss: Apologizes and explains it's really a new breakfast cereal.
Eric:
You didn't ask me, but I'm passionate about this and I have lived and worked in NYC since 2000. I watched both towers crumble from the conference room of my office and frantically tried to find my then-wife, who worked only five blocks away from the WTC at 60 Wall. Most NY-ers DO NOT want the olympics here, but my sense is not because of fear of some terrorist attack, but because the city would just be too fucking crowded. It's bad enough as it is, even this time of year when there aren't that many tourists around (Matt, I don't know how you work in Times Square, I work only one block away on 46th & 6th and avoid that horrible, horrible tourist trap at all costs). Most of us that live in Manhattan did not want the Jets to build a stadium on the West Side Railyards either. Traffic is already bad enough going in and out of the Lincoln tunnel, even when it's not rush hour. Plus, many season ticket holders live in NJ, which would totally screw them up if they now had to come to NYC to see the games.
Why were you jumpy in Houston in 2004 at a college? Did I miss something?
Chestnuts roasted by Pedro @ 06/17/2005 11:29 AM EST
Being that I already have what's allededly the single worst "standard" work commute in the entire country (Staten Island to Manhattan), the thought of anything that'd make that commute worse doesn't sit well. Still, if the Olympics were in NY -- by that time, I really doubt I'd still be living here.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/17/2005 11:34 AM EST
Apparently that Lesko dude lives in the Washington DC area ... or at least he used to ... because a friend of mine worked at a book store on Connecticut Ave (Politics and Prose), and he said this guy would come into the store all the time. And yes, he was ALWAYS in his question mark suit. ALWAYS!
Chestnuts roasted by Sknyluv @ 06/17/2005 11:41 AM EST
Holy cow never knew that guy who screams on T.V about getting free money was the Riddler. That explains the ? suit he always wears. He shouldve played the riddler in Batman Forever instead of Jim Carrey. Not like it wouldve taken away from the mood of the movie or anything.
Chestnuts roasted by James @ 06/17/2005 12:27 PM EST
Loving the new sections more with every new entry, Matt.
Chestnuts roasted by Lumpy @ 06/17/2005 01:02 PM EST
Matt,
My sister got to interview Matthew Lesko when she worked for St. John's University's radio station about 3 years ago. She said he's totally insane on the phone too...
Chestnuts roasted by Melissa Y. @ 06/17/2005 01:03 PM EST
I used to love playing Summer Games and Winter Games on my Apple //e. They were the only sports I could defeat my more athletic cousins in.
That said, for quite a while during my grade school years, I was convinced that there was a country called "Epyx", since you could select it as a country in those two games. It even had its own national anthem!
Chestnuts roasted by Brian Sebby @ 06/17/2005 01:51 PM EST
Same here on the Epyx = Magic Country thing.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/17/2005 01:52 PM EST
What I liked best about seeing the old Epyx packages on the shelves was the old artwork. I'd like to get a green Hawiian shirt with black question marks on it. I've never met a Kool-Aid flavor I didn't like, but I haven't tried those "cool without ice" flavors yet. Menthol?
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash takes Purple Saturn Day off @ 06/17/2005 02:37 PM EST
When I was driving home with my friends after seeing Batman Begins,w e ended up talking about how Matthew Leskow looks like the riddler.
Anybody who hasn't seen it yet, should check out Batman Begins. Its not the greatest movie in the world but it is still very good. The guy who plays the scarecrow did an awesome job.
Chestnuts roasted by BrightNoah @ 06/17/2005 04:37 PM EST
I went through a period where I was into Pound Puppies.I didn't think of them as girly toys.I just figured they were unisex.Wouldn't have mattered anyway,I collect doggie toys then as I do now,and any toy that had anything to do with dogs was fair game to me.I even had a dog Koosa,one of those cabbage patch kid animals.
Of course I had a Pound Puppy as well.Mine was a grey bulldog I named Elliott.Don't understand why.I just liked the name for some reason.
Chestnuts roasted by weredog @ 06/17/2005 07:11 PM EST
As I understand it, weredogs follow their own laws of grammar. Us werewolves play it straight.
Chestnuts roasted by Werewolf @ 06/17/2005 07:12 PM EST
Sorry about that. I tend to type the way I talk when posting in forums. If it's that bad I'll try to improve in future posts.
Chestnuts roasted by Weredog @ 06/17/2005 07:28 PM EST
That guy should be band from TV or only shown after 8 so kids dont see the horror of him and his over the top acting.
Chestnuts roasted by Super_dex @ 06/17/2005 07:41 PM EST
Kidney, to answer your question from the last entry, it's just a matter of being within driving distance of LA and keeping an eye out for these things...I'd be willing to trade it all for the opportunity to see Mr. Peanut and Matthew freaking Lesko outside my office door! Anyway, if you want to see the Reno 911! pictures they are here.
Matt, I can't imagine you living somewhere besides Staten Island even if it is as far away as 2012. You're not thinking of joining us left coasters, are you? Speaking of geography, is the Delaware newspaper thing still going on?
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 06/17/2005 07:59 PM EST
Pedro reminded me of a t-shirt they used to have, it had a one panel cartoon on it, it had a man at the kitchen table eating cereal with a box on the table that said 'Nut N' Bitch' on it and this wife was asking what he was eating. Kazam.
Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 06/17/2005 08:49 PM EST
Lesko was not the Riddler. Frank Gorshin who was the original Riddler died on May 17 of this year. Although I believe Lesko would make an excellent Riddler or any villian for that matter...he is a villian to government money so i guess he has that base covered. sigh......ready for a loooooooong boring Friday night at home........
Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 06/17/2005 08:50 PM EST
Phunqsauce,
I think Matt was kidding when he called Mr. Lesko the RIDDLER. I did not know that Frank Gorshin died though...
I saw BATMAN BEGINS and liked it although the end kinda petered out.
Here's one for you XE: I just finished reading SATURDAY MORNING FEVER by Timothy and Kevin Burke. It is a nice history and commentary on Saturday morning rituals/shows from the late 60's to early 80's. MY BIG BEEF is that the thesis of the book is that "our shows may have been crap but it was OUR crap so back off", etc. Fine, great, grand BUT they commit the sin of crapping on some of MY crap. "During those bleak years ('82-85), kids had to endur Pac-Man....Dragon's Lair..." (pgs. 62-63). C'mon now. You can't make fun of the HOWDY DOODY and discuss the virtues of LIDSVILLE and bash cartoons which you (the authors) didn't like. I loved DRAGONS LAIR and PACMAN. Was Saturday Supercade forgettable and very commercial? YES but so what? It just didn't sit well but I do recommend the book.
ERIK-3rd times the charm if you are still interested: http://www.msnusers.com/Manimal-aholics/shoebox.msnw?Page=2
Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 06/17/2005 09:26 PM EST
OMG, I totally forgot to say anything about Pac's b-day! I had a joke all lined up, too...oh well.
Happy belated birthday, Pac-Man.
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 06/17/2005 09:40 PM EST
Phunqsauce,
Disregard that first part. I see now that you were only clearing the air regarding the RIDDLER's "true" identity
Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 06/17/2005 09:40 PM EST
i'm sorry, i feel like an a-hole. i really wasn't trying to be mean....ugh...so is anyone else gonna be on all night besides me? i might start up a chatroom if so...
Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 06/17/2005 09:46 PM EST
Hate to be a triple poster but I was just sent this one and had to post it. It is Triumph vs. The King of Pop's supporters
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672935?htv=12&htv=12
Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 06/17/2005 09:46 PM EST
I know I posted this earlier in the blog but i really think people need to see this commercial http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=norton-web
Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 06/17/2005 09:48 PM EST
Its been a long time since I posted here. Since Matt mention playing Summer Summer Games, has anyone played the Caveman Olympics? Basically, the games had varities of events like who can make fire with two sticks the fastest, track & field with a sabertooth tiger, cavemen hitting each other with a club, and maybe throwing a stonewheel. I remember playing on my computer after having being fix. Well, I have to go. Keep on smurfin' Matt, keep on smurfin'.
Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 06/17/2005 10:14 PM EST
Thanks for backing me up MuppetBaby!
To cover me bum, I of course meant that the hairstyle was a dime a dozen, not the women sporting it. But my poor word choice, though it makes me look bad only helps make a bigger point:
Let's judge people as people and not by the color and length of their hair.
I now return you to your regular scheduled programming.
Chestnuts roasted by Hair Commentator @ 06/17/2005 10:18 PM EST
"Smurf Magic Berries Cereal"? I beg to differ. I've had the following lyrics, sung in a fruity British accent to the tune of the "Nutcracker Suite" theme, stuck in my head since 1983:
"Smurfberry Crunch is good to eat
A very smurfy breakfast treat
Made by smurfs so happily
It tastes like crunchy smurfberries
They're berry-shaped and crispy too
In berry red and smurfy blue!!!"
I outsmurfed you, Matt! Smurf yeah!
Chestnuts roasted by Ultima Thule @ 06/17/2005 10:28 PM EST
The "Sealed Premium" pic on the Olympic bumper sticker is actually a link to the Willow coin trick.
Unless the bumper sticker came IN the Willow coin trick. Which would have been something you really should have mentioned in the blurb...
Chestnuts roasted by Cyclone @ 06/17/2005 10:40 PM EST
I just love LOVE the Kool Aid reviews. I wish I could remember the toys better. I remember the commercials, but we never had "sugar cereals" in the house... funny, Kool-Aid=Ok Smurfberries=evil?
Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 06/17/2005 11:18 PM EST
You know, every single thing I've heard about Matthew Lesko leads me to believe he's probably bi-polar (or whatever the politically correct term is that's now in use). NOBODY is that hyper and happy all of the time.
Imagine Matthew Lesko coming home from "work" to grab a beer out of the fridge, clear a place on his couch, flop down and cry himself to sleep, spilling his beer all over the carpet. He thinks, "What's one more stain? What's one more stain?"
Oh man, now I'm sad 
Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 06/17/2005 11:59 PM EST
This thread got me thinking...
What happened if you combined Matthew Lesko with the guy from the Six Flags commercials (Mr. Six)???
Discuss...
Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 06/18/2005 01:35 AM EST
Manic-Depressive is or was the other term for it.
What A Horrible Night for Matt Lesko to Have a Curse =(
Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 06/18/2005 01:42 AM EST
Sorry Pedro, I figured there were more NYCers around X-E, but I definitely was looking for Matt's thoughts on the subject on the possible Summer Games coming to New York.
So Matt, does that cryptic message mean you will be moving to a deluxe apartment in the sky in 2012? Or Vermont?
Oh Manimal, you suck. Add Batman Begins to my list of movies I will see when they come out on Beta...Shoot, I mean VCR...uh, I mean DVD. I'll finally get to see Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith about the time New York gets the Olympics and Matt moves with all of his money to a sweet hi-rise on Martha's Vineyard.
Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz
Chestnuts roasted by EMajorwitz @ 06/18/2005 02:15 AM EST
I think Lesko is full of shit. If he gets thousands of dollars from the government on a regular basis, why is he waering such a shitty suit?
Joking aside, I have always been curious as to just how much of his offerings are legit. It can't ALL be bogus.
Chestnuts roasted by DarkPrimus @ 06/18/2005 02:24 AM EST
Matt,
Wow - what's with the sudden appreciation for the Commodore 64?
Chestnuts roasted by eight-bit @ 06/18/2005 02:45 AM EST
It's kind of off topic, but I am proud to announce that I am now the proud owner of a 26 inch tall Thing action figure. That's right, I'm double proud. I'm pretty sure I'm one of the first people to get one too. They hadn't even made room for them on the shelves yet.
Also, I hate to be a smart-ass, but Matt, I don't think that the pound puppy thingy came out in 1095.
Chestnuts roasted by Jeff @ 06/18/2005 07:34 AM EST
Yo MANIMAL- I just got offered a job as English teacher at my old hometown high school in Quebec! SO, the number of XE teachers has doubled(...or tripled or whatever- I don't know who else is a teacher!)
Im so excited! I'm leaving Korea early to start this job! Goodbye gimbap, hello burgers! Goodbye old reruns of Friends with Korean subtitles, hello NORMAL TV! Goodbye waiting a month longer than the rest of the world to see a movie, hello spending too much $$ at the theater!
Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 06/18/2005 09:07 AM EST
congrats, Muppet Baby! Good to hear to get to come home! That's pretty damn cool you get to teach at your very own high school. I don't think I've been back in my high school since I graduated.
Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 06/18/2005 10:47 AM EST
Huzzah for Muppet Baby!
Just for that, I'll go see "Batman Begins the Beguine" and tell you the movie scene for scene.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/18/2005 11:46 AM EST
...moving to England at the beginnning of next month. Pip pip, and whatnot.
Beta-Theta: I remember Caveman Games. The only one worth playing was the Mate Toss. The other ones were just pointless button mashing.
...And Manic-Depressive disorder is nasty stuff. My mom has it. Some time ask me to tell you crazy mom stories - like about the time the penny she found on the street had a listening device in it!
Chestnuts roasted by Silkenray @ 06/18/2005 01:05 PM EST
I was reading FARK when I found the following on the subject of Leo DiCaprio:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1536171
I worked with that little shiat once. He's still a farking arse, if you ask me.
/really did work with him.
//short lived "Parenthood" tv series.
///I'm not the former child actor you're looking for.
Who posted this message? Former annoying cute kid, Zachary La Voy.
Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 06/18/2005 01:57 PM EST
A better picture of the guy with the TV show version entry: http://epguides.com/Parenthood%5F1990/
Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 06/18/2005 02:04 PM EST
Isn't that the kid who RUINED THE PLAY?
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/18/2005 02:05 PM EST
I remember the older brother from the movie more clearly since he went on to Hook and The Witches.
I might be one the few that watched both the TV versions of Parenthood and Ferris Bueller. It seemed to me at the time that NBC's attempt with Ferris was trying to compete with Parker Lewis.
Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 06/18/2005 02:17 PM EST
MUPPET BABY,
Congrats on joining the fold. Viva Quebec! The summers make it worth any hassle during the year. Do you know which particular subjects you will be teaching next year? I have gotten a quasi-promotion (?) in that I am just teaching U.S. next year. My only fear is that it may get boring teaching the same thing all day.
Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 06/18/2005 02:20 PM EST
Congrats Muppet and Manimal too!
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 06/18/2005 02:27 PM EST
Congratulations Muppetbaby. The good times aren't over!
Things I want:
I want to get my degree ASAP. Why you ask? So I can teach and stop being a house husband that doesn't contribute financially.
I want to win the rest of our games. (www.giessen-dragons.de)
I want my son to make up his mind and come out of the womb so I can play with him. Anxiety is a mother!
I also want him to be healthy, but not good enough to kick his old man's ass in sports...just not yet. Mmm kay?
I want a truck. How the hell does a 25 going on 26 year old from Texas not own a truck yet in his lifetime?
And...
I want to see freakin' Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz
Chestnuts roasted by EMajorwitz @ 06/18/2005 03:39 PM EST
Hang on, Erik. It's worth the wait, if not worth the anxiety of the anticipation. In the mean time, courtesy of YTMND, here's:
http://www.vadercoaster.ytmnd.com/ (copy and paste)
Refresh after loading.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/18/2005 05:31 PM EST
heh. Forgot the new bells and whistles PageGod Brian built into the site.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/18/2005 05:33 PM EST
Lesko Update. I saw him riding down the road on a scooter in Bethesda MD (right outside of Washington DC). How did I know it was him you ask? Brown suit ... yellow question marks. Nuff said.
Chestnuts roasted by SknyLuv @ 06/24/2005 11:06 AM EST
