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Baleen Whales 
LQQK!!! WHALES!!!
Whale rhymes with pail. And hail. And sail!
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If you draw a picture of a baleen whale and e-mail it to me, I'll add it to this special baleen whale section! Baleen fun for everyone!!!!!!
Here's the first whale art exhibit, sent in by X-E reader and baleen whale fan, Brett Hundley.
Uh oh, here's another! Chad Phocus sent this beauty in. I like whales that look like sock puppets even better than normal, non-sock whales...
Yay! Wait, wait, still got one more. This is so much fun. Our next entry comes from Carl Jones, a master watercolor artist from the far corner shores of Uganda.
Beautiful.
Here's another whale, from Kenneth Torres. The inclusion of a special crab gets Kenny 50 bonus points and the Magical Sword...
Feral sent this next one in, because he's a nice guy, and nice guys like whales.
Crispin sent in the following picture, and also asked if whales have tongues. Crispin: yes they do! In fact, if we're talking specifically about baleen whales, their tongues are absolutely essential for everyday living. After their food (mostly little krill-like stuff) gets caught in their baleen plates, the whales use their tongues to push the junk down their throat and into their happy stomachs. Without a tongue, the whales wouldn't have any way to actually swallow their food. This would, assumedly, lead to many whale deaths. Here's Crispin's whale picture...
This next one, from James Carmody, was obviously the result of weeks upon weeks of effort. A true labor of whale love...
Xyon keeps the faith that overfishing and evil oil collectors haven't tarnished his baleen whale's natural inclination towards happiness...
Finally, here's a whale I made. I call him 'Prince of Whales.' WOOOOOOOO ha!
Here's a whale from Kevin F. He named it 'Frisco.' Like the city in Utah.
Josh and Kenneth sent this one in along with a letter I couldn't comprehend, but believe had something to do with either switching religions or science fiction novels. No matter, they make some gosh darn nice whale art.
'Skmastaz' sent this one in. I think 'Skmastaz' is an acronym for 'Special Kind Man And Super Tiger Ate Zeppoles. The astronaut monkey really gives his work the Midas touch.
Here's one from Adam G. I think he thought this was an eggplant tribute page. :/ Oh well, a whale's a whale.
Wes sent this one in, and it's absolutely awesome stuff. Nothing does justice to baleen whales quite like animated gifs that incorporate Tokka and a bubble-trapped Michaelangelo. Wes is obviously a whale master.
Here's one from Wack0. My Buddy, My Baleen.
....Yes.
....My cats shit out things that look more like whales.
....So do baby gorillas. :/
Whale floats are fun floats.
A WHALE OF AN UPDATE!!! :o
I got a new whale, baby. I found this cute guy in Englishtown, home to New Jersey's largest flea market. Despite being New Jersey's largest flea market, 90% of the merchandise is either cocoa butter soap bars or expired cans of soup. BUT DEY DID HAVHS SAH WHALE!
Okay, so he's more like a fish. Sue me. Whales and fish are easy to confuse, especially when they're being represented as freaky plastic monsters by the Japanese. This whale, which I've named 'Whale,' weighs in at about ten ounces, six inches long, and adorned with wild stickers ranging from Siamese fighting fish to clams holding lilies. I LOVE MY NEW WHALE! I LOVE 'WHALE!'
The whale has a sad face. I think he's upset because Frenchy got kicked off of American Idol for previously being in porn. Poor whale. Poor Frenchy! And poor ME, too. I don't want sad whales. I want happy whales. The new whale has some kind of wind-up gizmo that, in theory, causes him to roll around while the flat umbrella growing out of his face spins in circles. The mechanism doesn't work, which only supplies my whale with more reasons to be sad. MY POOR WHALE!
Oh well. Here's more Baleen Whale Art, from X-E readers. X-E readers like whales. Evidently, they also like MS Paint.
Akbarium sent the picture above. I like it because, technically, the picture contains several whales. The more whales the merrier. Remember this, children of the dam. GET IT - CHILDREN OF THE DAM, IT'S LIKE CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED, AND DAMS USUALLY REFER LOOSELY TO WATER, AND WATER REFERS LOOSELY TO WHALES! R D R R (Simpsons humor!!!!)
Balloon whale?! Why didn't I think of that?!! Thanks, James Carmody. Your joke has overwhalmed me. Ohhh hoo hoo tutti frutti.
Dave Bacon sent the above picture in, and admitted that his whale looked more like a shark. Dave, don't worry. I like sharks even better than whales. Keep it a secret.
That one came from Tyler Wright, direct ancestor of the people who made the first and second airplanes. Interpretive Whale Art is an underappreciated medium.
Ubu Rex sent this one in, and you've gotta appreciate the cameo by Prime Evil.
Mr. Bill sent this one in, and, well, maybe I should just let him explain it: "This picture symbolizes the destruction that mankind has brought to the ocean. Plus it has some really wicked whales. They are not baleen whales, as they notably have teeth. But many of the pictures on your site show whales with teeth as well, so what the hell."
Wait, wait. You're saying that baleen whales don't have teeth? Well fuck this then! I only like stuff that has TEETH! If you guys send in any other pictures, please make them alligators. THANKS!
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