I have seen...the most disturbing movie ever. And now...I'd like to share my experiences with you, in this special, never before seen four-part expose on the most shocking, profoundly ludicrous flick ever put on film.
Tim Curry. Charlotte Rae. Musical numbers. Witches. Pigs. Hard-boiled eggs. CHARLOTTE RAE. All in one movie. Read them in order...or out of order. It makes no difference - however you choose to go about it...none of it will make any sense. I promise you that. Now go...read...and learn. But don't say I didn't warn you.