Sohpinger (Sophia Petrillo/Cringer)
Created & Contributed By: Brandon Powers
Brandon writes: This entry to the Wuzzle contest, Sophinger, is an overt attempt to appeal to what appear to be some of your personal prejudices. An unholy creature that may or may not be considered a Wuzzle. It is a combination between Cringer of MOTU and Sophia Petrillo of Golden Girls. It is the greatest creature to ever exist aside from a monkey riding a herd of goat. Anywho, I would like to submit this as an entry to the Design a Wuzzle contest. I don't hold any sort of copyright to the characters portrayed in this picture and do not claim to. I hope that does not present a problem.
This creature needs a back story, if you don't care or haven't the time, read no further.
Long ago Jack the Ripper murdered prostitutes. He was immortal as well. In the 1970's he was given a television show in which his character was named Jack Tripper (Jack T Ripper). He needed a real name. He chose the name John since he killed prostitutes and replaced the p's in Ripper with t's to create John Ritter. In the early 90's he was staying at a hotel, the Golden Palace, when an idea struck him. He would be a surgeon. He practiced by sewing one of the owners of the hotel, Sophia Petrillo, to a cartoon cat, Cringer, after decapitating the cat and removing Sophia's lower half, of course. Then Sophinger ousted Skeletor from his throne and took on the job of most evil being in Eternia. This story has no point so it's finished.
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